dog: *barks*
me: chill
soulpuunk:

this is too close up on my face

soulpuunk:

this is too close up on my face

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

Post a pic of your cum in your hand
Anonymous

lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso