what if you did actually date a musician
me: listening to music
them: what are you listening to?
me: you

Hey here is a behind the scenes photo from the upcoming Weighted video. This is me getting Hayden’s denim vest ready for the scene. Hayden is head of the Gradyville Growler Gang, and has his heart set on saving the Cellabration. (x)

Hey here is a behind the scenes photo from the upcoming Weighted video. This is me getting Hayden’s denim vest ready for the scene. Hayden is head of the Gradyville Growler Gang, and has his heart set on saving the Cellabration. (x)

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

rupinbert:

when a white boy says “for a coloured girl you are really attractive” all I hear is “I live in a cookie cutter Barbie world where all I do is fuck white girls with ombré hair and they fake their orgasms”

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

ewwvv:

i have a very big crush on u but sadly i am just an asshole and u are the whole ass

benepla:

(water bottles in a drink cooler, but some of them are more pushed back than the others bc people bought the ones in one line more than the other) aesthetic

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me